Overloaded.

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Of everything.

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More faces.

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I can't deal.

So I built a weapon.

A weapon of mass connection.

It's backed up by numerous empirical studies.

I also went undercover.

It's called "OFF."

OFF: Other Face Focused

It's simple.

Step one: OFF begins with turning both phones, well, off.

Completely powered off.

You go first.

They'll return the favor. 

Step two: Both commit to five initial phone-free minutes.

Just five!

I got this.

Then request another five.

Step three: Look at the other's face.

All the lines.

The beautiful wear and tear of laughter and tears.

Step four: Like them.

That's right, just like them.

Only them.

By being with them.

And looking at them.

And liking them.

For what they are.

And what they're not.

Step five: Cooperate with the other person.

OFF has a common goal.

Focusing on the humanity right there.

Right in front of me.

You might laugh.

Good.

Trust me.

Follow these simple OFF rules.

Five minutes only.

So...

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