My left sacroiliac joint always hurts.
I hang upside down every day.
Like a bat.
But I'm on a Teeter inversion table.
My wife says I'm a vampire bat.
Because I'm an upside-down hanging hematologist.
The inversion really helps.
Helps by back.
And helps my perspective too.
I start each day upside down.
Not The Upside Down -- an alternate dimension existing in parallel to the human world.
Blood rushing to my brain.
I feel addicted to being upside down.
I feel free when I'm upside down.
I feel healthy when I'm upside down.
What if I could be upside down all the time?
Maybe I already am.