Yoga will not help you.

You will not become more relaxed.

Forget about being limber.

If you don't do it.

Inner peace?  Hahaha.

You'll never be Snoop Downward Dog.

No chance of attaining enlightenment.

If you don't do it.

You're on the "wrong path."

Nothing good will happen.

No standing on your head and shoulders.

If you don't do it.

So do it.

ASAP.