Yoga Schmoga

By Dr. Steven Eisenberg

Yoga Schmoga

Yoga will not help you.

You will not become more relaxed.

Forget about being limber.

Inner peace?  Hahaha.

You'll never be Snoop Downward Dog.

No chance of attaining enlightenment.

You're on the "wrong path."

Nothing good will happen.

If you don't do it.

So do it.

ASAP.