Hey, you.

Yeah, you.

You got a problem?

Duh, we all do.

All the time.

Life is happening all around me as I try to get rid of all my problems.

Get rid of?

Hahaha!

Being alive is a problem.

If I say so.

Or it's a wonderful adventure with amazing puzzles and games to solve each day.

I don't know.

All I know for sure is that I have problems.

So do you.

So what.

Go do you.

Problems and all.

We're human problem-making machines.

And human problem-solving machines.

It's what our brains do.

It's what we all do.

All the time.

It's called life.

This is your life, so it's your problem.

Only if you make it one.