I'm a dad.

I'm a husband.

I'm a toilet unclogger.

I'm a student.

I'm a doctor.

I'm a patient.

I'm a son.

I'm a brother.

I'm a rattlesnake get-rid-of-er.

I'm a writer.

I'm a cousin.

I'm a coffee drinker.

I'm a reader.

I'm a football thrower.

I'm a blogger.

I'm a dog walker.

I'm a partner.

I'm a colleague.

I'm a friend.

I'm an acquaintance.

These things make me me.