Out of whack.
Bonkers.
Gone to pieces.
Physically.
Haywire.
Kaput.
Kerflooey.
Emotionally.
On the fritz.
Out of commission.
Out of kilter.
Spiritually.
Why don't you feel amazing?
Move your body.
Calm your mind.
Be one with nature.
Be one with everything.
I feel amazing!