I used to breakdance.

Whenever I heard a great 'breaking song.'

If someone asked me to breakdance.

And I wanted them to like me.

I would be spinning on the floor within seconds.

Donning obligatory maroon adidas sweat suit.

When I was 13 years old, breakdancing was at its peak.

Good timing?

Did this help me?

Make me the popular kid?

No.

Quite the contrary.

But it was fun.

Kev and I won a talent show breaking.

Then I lost a talent show singing.

When in doubt, breakdance.