I used to breakdance.
Whenever I heard a great 'breaking song.'
If someone asked me to breakdance.
And I wanted them to like me.
I would be spinning on the floor within seconds.
Donning obligatory maroon adidas sweat suit.
When I was 13 years old, breakdancing was at its peak.
Did this help me?
Make me the popular kid?
Quite the contrary.
But it was fun.
Kev and I won a talent show breaking.
Then I lost a talent show singing.
When in doubt, breakdance.