I call technoference!

"Technoference" is a new word suggestion for Collins Dictionary submitted by Daved Wachsman on 05/12/2014.

Definition: The interference of technology in couple relationships and implications for women's personal and relational well-being because of everyday intrusions and interruptions due to technology devices.

Also: Everyday intrusions and interruptions due to technology devices such as smartphone, etc.

The approval status is "under review."

How could it not be approved?

Technology is everywhere.

Distracting everyone.

All the time.

All.

The.

Time.

Romance?

Over.

Conflict?

Here it comes.

Depression?

More.

Satisfaction?

Less.

What do you value?

What do you value more?

What do you value most?

What do you value mostest?

Your relationship?

Then turn off your friggin phone.

I'm talking to myself.