Diagnosis:

Too many doctor visits.

Too many prescriptions.

Too much me.

Too much doctor time.

Not enough you.

Not enough you time.

Time to schedule healthy stuff.

A walk in the park.

Better than pacing in the waiting room.

Fresh air.

Better than fresh app.

Diagnosing yourself with STMS (sitting too much syndrome).

Better than diagnosing other people with "Us Weekly illnesses."

Her son has X.

His wife has Y.

Humans spend too much time with doctors.

I know.

I am a doctor.

Overdiagnosed.

Overmedicated.

So I'll say something.

If you're sitting right now, get up.

America's suffering from STMS.

I am too.

Sitting is the new smoking.

Stop it.

Get up.

Get out.

Walk it off.