Ah, my boy band days.

And what days they were.

We were called “Bad Dudes.”

And boy we were bad.

Our single, “Early Nineties Girl,” sold 40 copies.

Our moms bought ten each.

Here are some of the lyrics:

Early Nineties Girl
You rock my world
You look so great
How about a date?

Early Nineties Girl
All I got to say
When we hang out
It just makes my day

Epic.