"I'm so bored."

No way.

Stop it right now.

You are not.

You're just not trying.

Be ok with nothing to do.

Or pick one of the trillions of things to do this moment.

You are so not bored.

I won't have it.

I have BIS ( Boredom Intolerance Syndrome).

It's like IBS but different.

I used to have IBS.

Probiotics took care of it.

"This is boring."

No, no, no.

"Please don't say that," I beg my family.

Read something.

Learn something.

Watch a few bits of stand-up online.

Laugh.

Anything.

But "I'm bored."

No, no, no, no, no!

SING!

DRAW!

PAINT!

WRITE!

MEDITATE!

CREATE!

CULTIVATE!

CELEBRATE!

You're alive.

You got another day.

Don't squander it.