You addict, you.

I'm talking to myself.

I'm an addict.

But I'm not a person who is addicted to a particular substance, like an illegal drug.

I am an enthusiastic devotee of a specified thing or activity.

I'm a guitar enthusiast.

A stand-up fan.

SNL lover.

Groundlings devotee.

Grateful Dead aficionado.

An olive oil freak.

A sushi buff.

An Eagles nut.

A Phillies fanatic.

A Flyers fiend.

A Sixers bum.

A Juliejunkie.

An oncology maniac.

These triggers prompt a Steven cycle.

These are good triggers.

They bring me joy.

Quit Twitter.

Pick up a guitar.

Throw away junk food.

Practice stand-up.

Go to bed at 9:45 pm.

Read comedy.

Making these decisions gets easier.

When I love myself.

Addict and all.